• Mom: I was thinking there would have been some sort of romance. Was there romance?
  • Me: What is romance? I mean, it has many definitions and opinions for different people. Right?
  • Dad: It is hand holding
  • Mom: Yes, hand holding.
  • Me: Well yes, he held my hand in the movie theatre.
  • Dad: But it is hand holding and only hand holding... with gloves.
  • Me: Ha ha sure sure. I don't believe you :D :P. Well first I have to get them to accept my blond foreign self in :P sans any sexual favours.
  • Him: Haha sexual favours are an international currency can always be redeemed :)
  • Me: For a visa? :P I think I'll try the no sexual favour route first :P Can't trust them border control and immigration folk :P Why is that how you got into your PHD? ;)
  • Him: Hahaha fair enough. No no I got in cuz I'm a genius duh ;) Lol
  • Me: Hahahah now I am positive you got in due to sexual favours. Let me guess. They gave you money as well?? ;) hahaha dirty ;) Sexual favour panda
  • Him: Hahahaa I cannot confirm or deny any of this. But you seem to approve :P
  • Me: "Hahahaha. Sure. I'll approve of you being a sexual favour panda. Why not. Phd and money for being a sneaky dirty panda. Haha win right? :D
  • Him: Hey you know I prefer to get the money and sex from youu But you can't always get what you want right? :P
  • Me: Hahaha you prefer to get the money and sex from any lady I'm sure ;) unfortunately I have no monies at the moment haha so the uni sexy lady master is your best bet for the monies. Unless ya know a rich bird in Canada ;) haha. Show up in panda makeup and tell her you're sexual favour panda :D whats the worst that can happen aye? ;) ... Well she may abuse you. But I'm sure you'd like that haha.
  • Him: LOL! How do you know all this? Impressive? ;)