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+ finished my postgrad marketing degree + working at a social media marketing agency + adore travelling + coffee junkie + hates chocolate but i'll never pass nutella down + currently in London, UK + love music + Finnish Swedish

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Oh daddy dearest...

Mom: I was thinking there would have been some sort of romance. Was there romance?
Me: What is romance? I mean, it has many definitions and opinions for different people. Right?
Dad: It is hand holding
Mom: Yes, hand holding.
Me: Well yes, he held my hand in the movie theatre.
Dad: But it is hand holding and only hand holding... with gloves.

An old summer fling and I texting...

Me: Ha ha sure sure. I don't believe you :D :P. Well first I have to get them to accept my blond foreign self in :P sans any sexual favours.
Him: Haha sexual favours are an international currency can always be redeemed :)
Me: For a visa? :P I think I'll try the no sexual favour route first :P Can't trust them border control and immigration folk :P Why is that how you got into your PHD? ;)
Him: Hahaha fair enough. No no I got in cuz I'm a genius duh ;) Lol
Me: Hahahah now I am positive you got in due to sexual favours. Let me guess. They gave you money as well?? ;) hahaha dirty ;) Sexual favour panda
Him: Hahahaa I cannot confirm or deny any of this. But you seem to approve :P
Me: "Hahahaha. Sure. I'll approve of you being a sexual favour panda. Why not. Phd and money for being a sneaky dirty panda. Haha win right? :D
Him: Hey you know I prefer to get the money and sex from youu But you can't always get what you want right? :P
Me: Hahaha you prefer to get the money and sex from any lady I'm sure ;) unfortunately I have no monies at the moment haha so the uni sexy lady master is your best bet for the monies. Unless ya know a rich bird in Canada ;) haha. Show up in panda makeup and tell her you're sexual favour panda :D whats the worst that can happen aye? ;) ... Well she may abuse you. But I'm sure you'd like that haha.
Him: LOL! How do you know all this? Impressive? ;)