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I will be your friend no matter what you put inside your anus
Via someecards
18th November 2012
Notes: 9
HAHA
- Mom: I was thinking there would have been some sort of romance. Was there romance?
- Me: What is romance? I mean, it has many definitions and opinions for different people. Right?
- Dad: It is hand holding
- Mom: Yes, hand holding.
- Me: Well yes, he held my hand in the movie theatre.
- Dad: But it is hand holding and only hand holding... with gloves.
It has an element of truth….
This has been true for many years of my life…
Merry Christmas :D
- Me: Ha ha sure sure. I don't believe you :D :P. Well first I have to get them to accept my blond foreign self in :P sans any sexual favours.
- Him: Haha sexual favours are an international currency can always be redeemed :)
- Me: For a visa? :P I think I'll try the no sexual favour route first :P Can't trust them border control and immigration folk :P Why is that how you got into your PHD? ;)
- Him: Hahaha fair enough. No no I got in cuz I'm a genius duh ;) Lol
- Me: Hahahah now I am positive you got in due to sexual favours. Let me guess. They gave you money as well?? ;) hahaha dirty ;) Sexual favour panda
- Him: Hahahaa I cannot confirm or deny any of this. But you seem to approve :P
- Me: "Hahahaha. Sure. I'll approve of you being a sexual favour panda. Why not. Phd and money for being a sneaky dirty panda. Haha win right? :D
- Him: Hey you know I prefer to get the money and sex from youu But you can't always get what you want right? :P
- Me: Hahaha you prefer to get the money and sex from any lady I'm sure ;) unfortunately I have no monies at the moment haha so the uni sexy lady master is your best bet for the monies. Unless ya know a rich bird in Canada ;) haha. Show up in panda makeup and tell her you're sexual favour panda :D whats the worst that can happen aye? ;) ... Well she may abuse you. But I'm sure you'd like that haha.
- Him: LOL! How do you know all this? Impressive? ;)
Hahaha
This made me giggle… Awww..
So…
After much consideration of 2011, I can look at it in a good way. Yea, I got my Master’s degree. I have an internship. I have a new flat. I had a relationship. I made some friends. It was good.
Yes, the other side of me really wasn’t too pleased with myself. I put no effort into university. I don’t have a paying job. My love life was a bit…..hectic - with not so many fond memories and the last guy I was dating turned out to be a huge disappointment in the last few weeks (although I try to be the constant optimist). I feel I lost some friends, others moved away from London. I feel I really put in no effort. I was a little… all over the place.
So 2012 is coming in less than two weeks. And this time I will have to make the effort. The job hopefully will turn into paid, and I need to start shoving in more applications and sending in a few CVs to people. I need to join a sports group or something close to my house so I can make some friends and get some exercise. I need to cook good food, indulge myself a little, and not just sit about like an arse (even though I do work essentially almost 10 hour days). I need to sleep proper. Those are things I can *do something about*. As for the love life? Well, there is only so much I can do. But the date with Irish went well, we said we have to do it again soon, so I’ll ask if he’d like to meet once we get back from the holidays. Lets see what happens.
As for all of this, I need to be patient with Irish and the rest of it? I need to stick to my wants and goals. :)
One of my favourites
It’s true.
