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HAHA

HAHA

  • Mom: I was thinking there would have been some sort of romance. Was there romance?
  • Me: What is romance? I mean, it has many definitions and opinions for different people. Right?
  • Dad: It is hand holding
  • Mom: Yes, hand holding.
  • Me: Well yes, he held my hand in the movie theatre.
  • Dad: But it is hand holding and only hand holding... with gloves.
It has an element of truth….

It has an element of truth….

This has been true for many years of my life…

Merry Christmas :D

Merry Christmas :D

  • Me: Ha ha sure sure. I don't believe you :D :P. Well first I have to get them to accept my blond foreign self in :P sans any sexual favours.
  • Him: Haha sexual favours are an international currency can always be redeemed :)
  • Me: For a visa? :P I think I'll try the no sexual favour route first :P Can't trust them border control and immigration folk :P Why is that how you got into your PHD? ;)
  • Him: Hahaha fair enough. No no I got in cuz I'm a genius duh ;) Lol
  • Me: Hahahah now I am positive you got in due to sexual favours. Let me guess. They gave you money as well?? ;) hahaha dirty ;) Sexual favour panda
  • Him: Hahahaa I cannot confirm or deny any of this. But you seem to approve :P
  • Me: "Hahahaha. Sure. I'll approve of you being a sexual favour panda. Why not. Phd and money for being a sneaky dirty panda. Haha win right? :D
  • Him: Hey you know I prefer to get the money and sex from youu But you can't always get what you want right? :P
  • Me: Hahaha you prefer to get the money and sex from any lady I'm sure ;) unfortunately I have no monies at the moment haha so the uni sexy lady master is your best bet for the monies. Unless ya know a rich bird in Canada ;) haha. Show up in panda makeup and tell her you're sexual favour panda :D whats the worst that can happen aye? ;) ... Well she may abuse you. But I'm sure you'd like that haha.
  • Him: LOL! How do you know all this? Impressive? ;)
Hahaha

Hahaha

This made me giggle… Awww..

This made me giggle… Awww..

One of my favourites

One of my favourites

It’s true.

It’s true.